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Brooklyn Beckham …
stupid name

I like a laugh. So a piece in the paper this morning went down well.

Olde-ing the baby

Olde English names such as Ned and Millicent are back in fashion for the first time in 800 years, says a study.

The annual Netmums survey of 4,000 parents also revealed the most bizarre new names. These included Galaxy Star, Egypt, Kaseza, Mysti-Rae, Odin Fox, Woodrow, Tarrant and Lanesra – which is Arsenal backwards.

Well, I picked up that particular ball and ran with it. What other names could ardent football fans choose for their offspring should they so desire?

As it turns out, they’d probably need to be Welsh, especially with Llawllim (Millwall), Llaslaw (Wallsall) and Egdirbder Dna Mahnegad (Dagenham and Redbridge).

There’s also Notreve (Everton), Sewel (Lewes) and my personal favourite Rupstoh Mahnettot (Tottenham Hotspur).

Take your pick. it has to be better than Harper Seven, Romeo, Cruz or Brooklyn.

Here’s the full list of all 232 English teams, from the English Premier League (Eugael Reimerp Hsilgne) to the English Isthmian Premier (Reimerp Naimhtsi Hsilgne).

English Premier League

Eugael Reimerp Hsilgne

Arsenal Lanesra
Aston Villa Alliv Notsa
Cardiff City Ytic Ffidrac
Chelsea Aeslehc
Crystal Palace Ecalap Latsyrc
Everton Notreve
Fulham Mahluf
Hull City Ytic Lluh
Liverpool Looprevil
Manchester City Ytic Retsehcnam
Manchester United Detinu Retsehcnam
Newcastle United Detinu Eltsacwen
Norwich City Ytic Hciwron
Southampton Notpmahtuos
Stoke City Ytic Ekots
Sunderland Dnalrednus
Swansea City Ytic Aesnaws
Tottenham Hotspur Rupstoh Mahnettot
West Bromwich Albion Noibla Hciwmorb Tsew
West Ham United Detinu Mah Tsew

English League Championship

Pihsnoipmahc Eugael Hsilgne

Barnsley Yelsnrab
Birmingham City Ytic Mahgnimrib
Blackburn Rovers Srevor Nrubkcalb
Blackpool Loopkcalb
Bolton Wanderers Srerednaw Notlob
AFC Bournemouth Htuomenruob Cfa
Brighton and Hove Albion Noibla Evoh Dna Nothgirb
Burnley Yelnrub
Charlton Athletic Citelhta Notlrahc
Derby County Ytnuoc Ybred
Doncaster Rovers Srevor Retsacnod
Huddersfield Town Nwot Dleifsredduh
Ipswich Town Nwot Hciwspi
Leeds United Detinu Sdeel
Leicester City Ytic Retseciel
Middlesbrough Hguorbselddim
Millwall Llawllim
Nottingham Forest Tserof Mahgnitton
Queens Park Rangers Sregnar Krap Sneeuq
Reading Gnidaer
Sheffield Wednesday Yadsendew Dleiffehs
Watford Droftaw
Wigan Athletic Citelhta Nagiw
Yeovil Town Nwot Livoey

English League One

Eno Eugael Hsilgne

Bradford City Ytic Drofdarb
Brentford Droftnerb
Bristol City Ytic Lotsirb
Carlisle United Detinu Elsilrac
Colchester United Detinu Retsehcloc
Coventry City Ytic Yrtnevoc
Crawley Town Nwot Yelwarc
Crewe Alexandra Ardnaxela Ewerc
Gillingham Mahgnillig
Leyton Orient Tneiro Notyel
Milton Keynes Dons Snod Senyek Notlim
Notts County Ytnuoc Stton
Oldham Athletic Citelhta Mahdlo
Peterborough United Detinu Hguorobretep
Port Vale Elav Trop
Preston North End Dne Htron Notserp
Rotherham United Detinu Mahrehtor
Sheffield United Detinu Dleiffehs
Shrewsbury Town Nwot Yrubswerhs
Stevenage Eganevets
Swindon Town Nwot Nodniws
Tranmere Rovers Srevor Eremnart
Walsall Llaslaw
Wolverhampton Wanderers Srerednaw Notpmahrevlow

English League Two

Owt Eugael Hsilgne

Accrington Stanley Yelnats Notgnircca
AFC Wimbledon Nodelbmiw Cfa
Bristol Rovers Srevor Lotsirb
Burton Albion Noibla Notrub
Bury Yrub
Cheltenham Town Nwot Mahnetlehc
Chesterfield Dleifretsehc
Dagenham and Redbridge Egdirbder Dna Mahnegad
Exeter City Ytic Retexe
Fleetwood Town Nwot Doowteelf
Hartlepool United Detinu Loopeltrah
Mansfield Town Nwot Dleifsnam
Morecambe Ebmacerom
Newport County AFC Cfa Ytnuoc Tropwen
Northampton Town Nwot Notpmahtron
Oxford United Detinu Drofxo
Plymouth Argyle Elygra Htuomylp
Portsmouth Htuomstrop
Rochdale Eladhcor
Scunthorpe United Detinu Eprohtnucs
Southend United Detinu Dnehtuos
Torquay United Detinu Yauqrot
Wycombe Wanderers Srerednaw Ebmocyw
York City Ytic Kroy

English Conference Premier

Reimerp Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne

Aldershot Town Nwot Tohsredla
Alfreton Town Nwot Noterfla
Barnet Tenrab
Braintree Town Nwot Eertniarb
Cambridge United Detinu Egdirbmac
Chester Retsehc
Dartford Droftrad
FC Halifax Town Nwot Xafilah Cf
Forest Green Rovers Srevor Neerg Tserof
Gateshead Daehsetag
Grimsby Town Nwot Ybsmirg
Hereford United Detinu Drofereh
Hyde FC Cf Edyh
Kidderminster Harriers Sreirrah Retsnimreddik
Lincoln City Ytic Nlocnil
Luton Town Nwot Notul
Macclesfield Town Nwot Dleifselccam
Nuneaton Town Nwot Notaenun
Salisbury City Ytic Yrubsilas
Southport Trophtuos
Tamworth Htrowmat
Welling United Detinu Gnillew
Woking Gnikow
Wrexham Mahxerw

English Conference North

Htron Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne

AFC Telford United Detinu Droflet Cfa
Altrincham Mahcnirtla
Barrow Worrab
Boston United Detinu Notsob
Brackley Town Nwot Yelkcarb
Bradford Park Avenue Euneva Krap Drofdarb
Colwyn Bay Yab Nywloc
Gainsborough Trinity Ytinirt Hguorobsniag
Gloucester City Ytic Retsecuolg
Guiseley Yelesiug
Harrogate Town Nwot Etagorrah
Hednesford Town Nwot Drofsendeh
Histon Notsih
Leamington Notgnimael
North Ferriby United Detinu Ybirref Htron
Oxford City Ytic Drofxo
Solihull Moors Sroom Lluhilos
Stalybridge Celtic Citlec Egdirbylats
Stockport County Ytnuoc Tropkcots
Vauxhall Motors Srotom Llahxuav
Worcester City Ytic Retsecrow
Workington Notgnikrow

English Conference South

Htuos Ecnerefnoc Hsilgne

Basingstoke Town Nwot Ekotsgnisab
Bath City Ytic Htab
Bishop’s Stortford Droftrots S’Pohsib
Boreham Wood Doow Maherob
Bromley Yelmorb
Chelmsford City Ytic Drofsmlehc
Concord Rangers Sregnar Drocnoc
Dorchester Town Nwot Retsehcrod
Dover Athletic Citelhta Revod
Eastbourne Borough Hguorob Enruobtsae
Eastleigh Hgieltsae
Ebbsfleet United Detinu Teelfsbbe
Farnborough Hguorobnraf
Gosport Borough Hguorob Tropsog
Havant and Waterlooville Ellivoolretaw Dna Tnavah
Hayes and Yeading United Detinu Gnidaey Dna Seyah
Maidenhead United Detinu Daehnediam
Staines Town Nwot Seniats
Sutton United Detinu Nottus
Tonbridge Angels Slegna Egdirbnot
Weston-super-Mare Eram-Repus-Notsew
Whitehawk Kwahetihw

English Northern Premier

Reimerp Nrehtron Hsilgne

AFC Fylde Edlyf Cfa
Ashton United Detinu Nothsa
Barwell Llewrab
Blyth Spartans Snatraps Htylb
Buxton Notxub
Chorley Yelrohc
Droylsden Nedslyord
FC United of Manchester Retsehcnam Fo Detinu Cf
Frickley Athletic Citelhta Yelkcirf
Grantham Town Nwot Mahtnarg
Ilkeston Notsekli
King’s Lynn Town Nwot Nnyl S’Gnik
Marine Eniram
Matlock Town Nwot Kcoltam
Nantwich Town Nwot Hciwtnan
Rushall Olympic Cipmylo Llahsur
Skelmersdale United Detinu Eladsremleks
Stafford Rangers Sregnar Droffats
Stamford Drofmats
Stocksbridge Park Steels Sleets Krap Egdirbskcots
Trafford Droffart
Whitby Town Nwot Ybtihw
Witton Albion Noibla Nottiw
Worksop Town Nwot Poskrow

English Southern Premier

Reimerp Nrehtuos Hsilgne

AFC Totton Nottot Cfa
Arlesey Town Nwot Yeselra
Banbury United Detinu Yrubnab
Bashley Yelhsab
Bedford Town Nwot Drofdeb
Bideford Drofedib
Biggleswade Town Nwot Edawselggib
Burnham Mahnrub
Cambridge City Ytic Egdirbmac
Chesham United Detinu Mahsehc
Chippenham Town Nwot Mahneppihc
Corby Town Nwot Ybroc
Frome Town Nwot Emorf
Hemel Hempstead Town Nwot Daetspmeh Lemeh
Hitchin Town Nwot Nihctih
Hungerford Town Nwot Drofregnuh
Poole Town Nwot Eloop
Redditch United Detinu Hctidder
St Albans City Ytic Snabla Ts
St Neots Town Nwot Stoen Ts
Stourbridge Egdirbruots
Truro City Ytic Orurt
Weymouth Htuomyew

English Isthmian Premier

Reimerp Naimhtsi Hsilgne

AFC Hornchurch Hcruhcnroh Cfa
Billericay Town Nwot Yacirellib
Bognor Regis Town Nwot Siger Rongob
Bury Town Nwot Yrub
Canvey Island Dnalsi Yevnac
Carshalton Athletic Citelhta Notlahsrac
Cray Wanderers Srerednaw Yarc
Dulwich Hamlet Telmah Hciwlud
East Thurrock United Detinu Kcorruht Tsae
Enfield Town Nwot Dleifne
Grays Athletic Citelhta Syarg
Hampton and Richmond Borough Hguorob Dnomhcir Dna Notpmah
Harrow Borough Hguorob Worrah
Hendon Nodneh
Kingstonian Nainotsgnik
Leiston Notsiel
Lewes Sewel
Lowestoft Town Nwot Tfotsewol
Maidstone United Detinu Enotsdiam
Margate Etagram
Metropolitan Police Ecilop Natiloportem
Thamesmead Town Nwot Daemsemaht
Wealdstone Enotsdlaew
Wingate and Finchley Yelhcnif Dna Etagniw